Song of the Day #3,479: ‘Wild Thoughts’ – DJ Khaled feat. Rihanna

My final video in the week of women is technically by a man, but DJ Khaled’s role here is basically to deliver very brief opening and closing remarks, and bounce awkwardly in the background in between.

No, this video belongs entirely to Rihanna, and god bless her for it. Shot in the Little Haiti neighborhood in DJ Khaled’s hometown of Miami, this is a gorgeous, sensual clip, drenched in color and sweat. It is also one of the most GIF-able videos of 2017, and every one of those GIFs features Rihanna writhing erotically.

In other words, this is one of the finest uses of film since Citizen Kane.

Adding to the prurient joys of ‘Wild Thoughts’ is the fact that the bra budget for this video was exactly zero dollars, and all of Rihanna’s tops are see-through.

Song of the Summer? Maybe. But definitely Video of the Year.

[Intro: DJ Khaled]
Another one
We The Best music
DJ Khaled

[Verse 1: Rihanna]
I don’t know if you could take it
Know you wanna see me nakey, nakey, naked
I wanna be your baby, baby, baby
Spinning and it’s wet just like it came from Maytag
White girl wasted on that brown liquor
When I get like this I can’t be around you
I’m too lit to dim down a notch
‘Cause I could name some thangs that I’m gon’ do

[Chorus: Rihanna]
Wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild thoughts
Wild, wild, wild
When I’m with you, all I get is wild thoughts
Wild, wild, wild
When I’m with you, all I get is wild thoughts

[Interlude: DJ Khaled]
Let’s go!

[Verse 2: Rihanna]
I hope you know I’m for the takin’
You know this cookie is for the baking (ugh)
Kitty, kitty, baby give that thing some rest
‘Cause you done beat it like the ’68 Jets
Diamonds ain’t nothing when I’m rockin’ with ya
Diamonds ain’t nothing when I’m shinin’ with ya
Just keep it white and black as if I’m ya sista
I’m too hip to hop around town out here with ya
I know I get

[Chorus: Rihanna]
Wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild thoughts
Wild, wild, wild
When I’m with you, all I get is wild thoughts
Wild, wild, wild
When I’m with you, all I get is wild thoughts

[Verse 3: Bryson Tiller]
Ayy, I heard that pussy for the taking
I heard it got these other niggas goin’ crazy
Yeah I treat you like a lady, lady
Fuck you ’til you’re burned out, cremation
Make it cream, yeah, Wu-Tang
Throw that ass back, bouquet
Call me and I can get it juicy
I can tell you’re gone off the D’USSÉ
Careful mama watch what you say
You talking to me like ya new bae
Girl, talking like you tryna do things
Now that pipe got her running like she Usain, baby
You made me drown in it, touche, baby
I’m carrying that water, Bobby Boucher, baby
You know I’ma slaughter like I’m Jason
Bust it, why you got it on safety?
White girl wasted on brown liquor
I probably shouldn’t be around you
‘Cause you get wild, wild, wild
You looking like there’s nothing that you won’t do
Ayy, girl that’s when I told you

[Chorus: Rihanna]
When I’m with you, all I get is wild thoughts
Wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild thoughts
Wild, wild, wild
When I’m with you, all I get is wild thoughts
Wild, wild, wild
When I’m with you, all I get is wild thoughts

[Outro: DJ Khaled & Rihanna]
DJ Khaled!
Wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild
When I’m with you, all I get is wild thoughts

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3 thoughts on “Song of the Day #3,479: ‘Wild Thoughts’ – DJ Khaled feat. Rihanna

  1. Dana Gallup says:

    Oh, my!

  2. Peg Clifton says:

    LOL 😂

  3. Doug clifton says:

    Mama Mia.

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