Continuing the tracklist of my version of Taylor Swift’s latest album…
Taylor Swift’s Asylum
Track #8: ‘So High School’
I’m closing out the relationship songs with this sweet track about Swift’s current flame, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce. Granted, these lyrics don’t exactly paint Kelce as Swift’s intellectual equal (“you know how to ball, I know Aristotle” suggests to me not that Swift is an expert on the philosopher, but that unlike her beau, she has actually heard of him). But as a rebound to a rebound, she could do a lot worse.