So the big news this Grammy night is that Rihanna and boyfriend Chris Brown both pulled out of their performances at the last minute because he (allegedly) beat her up in a car earlier today. She called the cops and they’re currently looking for him.
Police haven’t confirmed that Rihanna was the victim — only that Brown is wanted for questioning in a domestic violence incident. But sources are leaking that she is indeed the woman involved.
What. The. Fuck?
Let’s just say Chris Brown better not be on the run anywhere near Boynton Beach, Florida, or I will drop his ass. What sort of vile pig could lay a finger on this woman in anger? (Or any woman, sure, but I’m talking about Rihanna right now…)
They should invent a new crime for this — assault and battery on Rihanna — and lock Chris Brown up for life without a trial. And Rihanna should move in with my family until she fully recuperates. The kids love ‘Umbrella’ so it will be a treat for all of us.