Oh no he di’int…

rihanna3So the big news this Grammy night is that Rihanna and boyfriend Chris Brown both pulled out of their performances at the last minute because he (allegedly) beat her up in a car earlier today. She called the cops and they’re currently looking for him.

Police haven’t confirmed that Rihanna was the victim — only that Brown is wanted for questioning in a domestic violence incident. But sources are leaking that she is indeed the woman involved.

What. The. Fuck?

Let’s just say Chris Brown better not be on the run anywhere near Boynton Beach, Florida, or I will drop his ass. What sort of vile pig could lay a finger on this woman in anger? (Or any woman, sure, but I’m talking about Rihanna right now…)

They should invent a new crime for this — assault and battery on Rihanna — and lock Chris Brown up for life without a trial. And Rihanna should move in with my family until she fully recuperates. The kids love ‘Umbrella’ so it will be a treat for all of us.

4 thoughts on “Oh no he di’int…

  1. Dana says:

    Well, you’ll certainly get more visits from us (as in me) should she be recuperating at your house:)

    I thought the Grammy’s were pretty good this year over all, although I admit that I swiftly skipped over anything I was not so interested in. McCartney was a highlight. Always like Stevie, though pairing with the Jonus Brothers was, well, odd. Thought THe Taylor Swift/Miley Cyrus pairing was actually very good.

  2. Amy says:

    Not to be a naysayer, but somehow I think the ass that would be dropped would be yours 🙂 Besides, she probably gave him lip. What’s he supposed to do? Take it?

  3. Kerrie says:

    You’re such a good samaritan, Clay. The world is a better place because of people like you. 🙂

  4. Clay says:

    Chris brown is a very slight man. I don’t think I’d have much of a problem. Besides, I’d have righteous justice on my side, and Rihanna cheering me on from the sidelines.

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