Song of the Day #5,025: ‘Sweetest Pie’ – Megan Thee Stallion & Dua Lipa

Our first new entry on the Billboard Hot 100 this week is ‘Sweetest Pie’ from Megan Thee Stallion and Dua Lipa. It hits the charts at #15. This collaboration is the first single from Megan’s upcoming studio album, her second.

Megan Thee Stallion is another example of the sexually explicit female rappers I mentioned yesterday in the Latto post. This crop of performers owes a lot to Nicki Minaj, now a grizzled veteran in the 15th year of her career.

As for Dua Lipa, this is her second track in the current top 15. She has had 18 songs on the Hot 100 and four in the top ten. What she hasn’t had, to date, is a #1 hit. Both ‘Levitating’ and ‘Don’t Start Now’ reached #2, but couldn’t make it to the top spot.

I doubt she’s complaining, though. With 72 weeks on the Hot 100, Lipa’s ‘Levitating’ has now spent more time on the chart than any other song by a female artist in history.

[Intro: Dua Lipa]
(Mano)
You’ve never been to Heaven, have you?
(OG Parker)

[Chorus: Dua Lipa & Megan Thee Stallion]
Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on ’cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie (Yeah, yeah, yeah, ah)
Ooh, baby, we can go fast
I’ll drive and you just lay back
I got the flavour that lasts, yeah, the sweetest pie (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
I might take you home with this, I might give you all of it (Yeah)
Come get your dose of the sweetest pie
Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on ’cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie (Uh-huh, uh-huh)

[Verse 1: Megan Thee Stallion]
Baby, I’m the sweetest, pussy is the meanest (Yeah)
Hot girl shit, but I’m cold every season (But I’m)
Know he got that pipe, let him bust it ’til it’s leakin’ (Yeah, mwah)
Booty like a pillow, he can use it while he’s sleepin’ (Look)
Don’t be goin’ through my phone ’cause that’s the old me (Old me)
Ain’t the only one tryna be my one and only (Tryna)
Real thick, movin’ slow, that body like codeine
He a player, but for Megan, he cuttin’ the whole team (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
That body lookin’ nice (Lookin’ nice)
I got cake and I know he want a slice
I wish a nigga would try to put me on ice (Brrr)
I ain’t never had to chase dick in my life (Dick in my life)
Want that nasty, that freaky stuff (Freaky stuff)
Live under my bed and keep me up (Hey)
That Hansel and Gretel, let him eat me up (Ah)
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

[Chorus: Dua Lipa & Megan Thee Stallion]
Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on ’cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie (Uh-huh)
Ooh, baby, we can go fast
I’ll drive and you just lay back (Ah)
I got the flavour that lasts, yeah, the sweetest pie
I might take you home with this, I might give you all of it
Come get your dose of the sweetest pie
Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on ’cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie (Uh-huh, uh-huh)

[Verse 2: Dua Lipa]
You got me hung up from across the room
I’m so high that I’m on another altitude
And on my cloud, I got some space for you
Got a taste for you, ayy

[Verse 3: Megan Thee Stallion]
More bounce to the ounce, pick it up, put it down (Woah)
Wanna put his Nutty Buddy in my Fudge Round (Bow)
Pussy tighter than a bitch, he ain’t had it like this
Toes curling like they’re throwing gang signs on Crip (On Crip)
One thing about me, I ain’t takin’ no shit
He whipped, I know it’s pissin’ off his old bitch
Cesar Millan, I got his ass trained (I got his ass trained)
I gotta let a dog know who really run things (Huh, ah)

[Interlude: Dua Lipa]
You’ve never been to Heaven, have you?

[Chorus: Dua Lipa & Megan Thee Stallion]
Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on ’cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Ooh, baby, we can go fast
I’ll drive and you just lay back (Ah)
I got the flavour that lasts, yeah, the sweetest pie (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
I might take you home with this, I might give you all of it
Come get your dose of the sweetest pie
Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on ’cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie (Uh-huh, ayy, ayy, ayy)

[Outro: Megan Thee Stallion & Dua Lipa]
Real hot girl shit (Ooh, this the ride of your life)
Me and Dua Lipa finna get the party lit (Hold on ’cause, baby, I might, I might just give you a bite)
Ah (Of the sweetest pie)

One thought on “Song of the Day #5,025: ‘Sweetest Pie’ – Megan Thee Stallion & Dua Lipa

  1. Dana Gallup says:

    After hearing this song and yesterday’s, it seems that, much like there are only so many ways to say “I Love You,” there are also only so many ways to say “I want to f#@&* you” in a song as well.😉

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