And of course we’re subjected to a song by Captain Feathersword, the most annoying member of the Wiggles entourage, and the one whose name sounds the most like a sexual insult.
I might take this opportunity to finally purge the Wiggles albums from my music collection. I can’t see ever needing to hear them again.
Apologies to Captain Feathersword.
(singing) Hands on your ears, bend and touch your toes
Hands on your waist, fingers on your nose
Walk on your toes, stretch up tall
Now walk on your heels and be sure you don’t fall!
(stops singing) Ho-ho, that was great, me hearties. This time, we’re gonna go a little faster. Really get the heartbeat going.
(singing) Step to the front, jump up and down
Spread your arms wide and you turn around
Run on the spot, this is what you do
Now jump around the room like a kangaroo
(stops singing) Hoo-hoo-hoo! Wow, that was great, me hearties. But now, we’re gonna slow it down. Sort of like a warm-down. Here we go.
(singing) Arms up wide, swing them to the back
Swing them round in circles and you make your body slack
Bend from the waist, turn from side to side
Roll your shoulders round and round and stretch your legs wide
(stops singing) Ho-ho, well done, me hearties.