It’s Beyoncé time again. Another great video — she’s really mastered the medium. I think ‘If I Were a Boy‘ remains her best work, both as a video and a song, but she has a ton of compelling videos.
However, while I suppose things like this do happen from time to time, are we really supposed to believe that any man — I don’t care who the hell he is — would cheat on Beyoncé? Come on. That would be like trading a Porsche for a Hyundai.
To the left, to the left
Mmmm…
To the left, to the left
Everthing you own in the box to the left
In the closet, that’s my stuff
Yes, if I bought then please don’t touch (Don’t touch)
And keep talkin’ that mess that’s fine
But could you walk and talk at the same time?
And, it’s my name that’s on that Jag
So remove your bags let me call you a cab
Standin’ in the front yard tellin’ me how I’m such a fool
Talkin’ ’bout, I’ll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted
You must not know ’bout me
You must not know ’bout me
I could have another you in a minute,
Matter fact, he’ll be here in a minute, baby
You must not know ’bout me
You must not know ’bout me
I could have another you by tomorrow
So don’t you ever for a second get to thinkin’
You’re irreplaceable
So go ahead and get gone, call up that chick,
And see if she’s home
Oops, I bet you thought that I didn’t know,
What did you think I was puttin’ you out for?
Because you was untrue
Rollin’ her around in the car that I bought you
Baby drop them keys
Hurry up before your taxi leaves
Standin’ in the front yard tellin’ me how I’m such a fool
Talkin’ ’bout I’ll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted
You must not know ’bout me
You must not know ’bout me
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he’ll be here in a minute, baby
You must not know ’bout me
You must not know ’bout me
I could have another you by tomorrow
So don’t you ever for a second get to thinkin’
You’re irreplaceable
So since I’m not your everything
How about I’ll be nothing, nothing at all to you?
Baby I won’t shed a tear for you (I won’t shed a tear)
I won’t lose a wink of sleep (A wink of sleep)
‘Cause the truth of the matter is
Replacing you is so easy, hey…
To the left, to the left
To the left, to the left
Mmmm…
To the left, to the left
Everything you own in the box to the left
To the left, to the left
Don’t you ever for a second get to thinkin’
You’re irreplaceable
You can pack all your bags we’re finished (You must not know ’bout me)
‘Cause you made your bed now lay in it (You must not know ’bout me)
I could have another you by tomorrow
Don’t you ever for a second get to thinkin’
You’re irreplaceable?
Meet Me In Montauk 
So, if you’re Beyonce, you can just have a new man delivered right to your door. That’s convenient:)
But here’s my question, do you have Beyonce videos on Google alerts? I don’t see you watching a lot of BET, MTV or VHI, so how exactly do you seem to always find Beyonce videos like a heat seeking missile?
A magical little site called YouTube, my friend. 🙂
I enrolled in the “New Man for Beyoncé” program a year ago but I have yet to be called up for delivery. I’m keeping my fingers crossed.
I see, so care to admit how often you go on YouTube and search for Beyonce videos?
Hourly.