Song of the Day #744: ‘My First Kiss’ – 3OH!3 featuring Ke$ha

This summer single experiment has been interesting and illuminating. I really like the experience of hearing a song for the first time when I’m about to write it up. It’s the polar opposite of what I usually do on this blog, posting songs I know by heart. I think I’ll continue to do this from time to time so I can keep tabs on what the kids are listening to.

Apart from a brief mention of 3OH!3 by my sister a few weeks ago, I have absolutely no idea who or what they are. Based on the image I found to accompany this blog entry, I’d guess they are cousins to MGMT. Of course I’m not all that familiar with MGMT’s music either, so that doesn’t do me much good. Now, off to hear their big summer single, which features accompaniment (of course) by Ke$ha.

My god, that was horrible. By far the worst thing I’ve heard over the past two weeks. I would think these guys are an SNL parody if I didn’t know any better. And what’s with Ke$ha’s contribution, which amounts to a single spoken line and a lot of skanky writhing in the video?

Any 3OH3! fans out there who want to sing the praises of this song, or steer me toward something of theirs that’s better?

My first kiss went a little like this
And twist
And twist

[Ke$ha]
Well my first kiss went a little like this
And twist
And twist

[Verse]
I said no more teachers
And no more books
I got a kiss under the bleachers
Hoping that nobody looks
Lips like liquorish
Tongue like candy
Excuse me miss but can I get you out your panties?

[Hook]
In the back of the car
On the way to the bar
I got you on my list
[I got you on my list]
At the foot of the stairs
With my fingers in your hair
Baby, this is it

[Chorus]
She won’t ever get enough
Once she gets a little touch
If I had it my way,
You know that I’d make her say
Ooooooh
Ooooooh

She won’t ever get enough
Once she gets a little touch
If I had it my way,
You know that I’d make her say
Ooooooh
Ooooooh

[Verse]
Well my first kiss went a little like this
I said no more sailors
And no more soldiers
With your name in a heart
Tattooed up on the shoulders
Your kiss is like whiskey
It gets me drunk
And I wake up in the morning with the taste of your tongue

[Hook]
In the back of the car
On the way to the bar
I got you on my list
[I got you on my list]
At the foot of the stairs
With my fingers in your hair
Baby, this is it

[Chorus]
She won’t ever get enough
Once she gets a little touch
If I had it my way,
You know that I’d make her say
Ooooooh
Ooooooh

She won’t ever get enough
Once she gets a little touch
If I had it my way,
You know that I’d make her say
Ooooooh
Ooooooh

[3OH!3]
My first went a little like this
And twist
And twist
[Ke$ha]
Well My first kiss went a little like this
And twist
And twist

[Chorus]
She won’t ever get enough
Once she gets a little touch
If I had it my way
You know that I’d make her say
Ooooooh
Ooooooh

2 thoughts on “Song of the Day #744: ‘My First Kiss’ – 3OH!3 featuring Ke$ha

  1. Dana says:

    i agree, this song is crap. And I’m curious whether any woman would really want to kiss the dud with the long dark hair?

  2. Amy says:

    I will certainly not sing the praises of today’s SOTD, but I will offer the 3OH!3 song with which I’m more familiar. This one – “follow Me Down” – was all over the radio in the weeks leading up to and the months following the release of Alice in Wonderland.

    I like that song much more than today’s, but that’s likely because I associate it with the film, which I enjoyed.

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