Song of the Day #5,784: ‘The Bolter’ – Taylor Swift

The release of a highly anticipated album by a major artist is cause for celebration in these parts. And those album drops typically result in a countdown of my favorite tracks (as with Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter last month) or even a song-by-song dissection (as with Lana Del Rey’s Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd last year).

Taylor Swift’s latest album, The Tortured Poets Department, has been a trickier prospect. For one thing, the album — after the surprise 2 a.m. drop of its unpublicized second half — features 31 tracks and runs for more than two hours. And while I’m not categorically opposed to turning a month and a half over to one album, I don’t relish the idea either.

And then there’s the fact that, like many critics and a whole lot of fans, I’m not crazy about this album. It sits at the bottom of my personal Taylor Swift ranking, with little prospect of moving up because the rest of her catalog is quite strong and I don’t have the patience or the desire to spend a lot more time with this one.

I’ve always felt that Swift’s albums would be improved by dropping a few songs. Even my very favorites — Lover, folklore, 1989 — would benefit from some trimming. The Tortured Poets Department takes that to a whole other level. There’s no question that this album would be better at half its length.

Of course, as I write this Swift has just rewritten the record books again. The album debuted at #1, giving her her 12th chart-topper, the most for any woman and tied for second (with Drake) among solo artists. She also took over the Hot 100, placing songs in slots one through 14, with the other 17 tracks also making the chart.

I suspect the desire to pad those stats is one reason Swift releases such a glut of material. Another is to sell twice as many CDs and vinyl records. In addition to a talented artist, she is a consummate capitalist. And sometimes the art suffers so the commerce can thrive.

While I’m generally disappointed with Tortured Poets, I do believe a great Taylor Swift album is embedded inside it. And my project over the next two weeks is to unearth the diamond within.

That means a new title, a new track order, and considerably fewer songs. Twelve, to be exact. Stay tuned for The Tortured Poets Department – Clay’s Version.

First up, I’m giving the album a new title, in part because I’m scrapping the former title song (sorry, Charlie Puth). I also want to stick with Taylor’s almost perfect streak of one-word titles (before Tortured Poets, her self-titled debut and 2010’s Speak Now were the only exceptions).

My new version of the album is titled Asylum. It’s a word that comes from one of the album’s more compelling lyrics, and I like how its double meaning can apply to the experiences Swift chronicles on these songs.

Taylor Swift’s Asylum
Track #1: ‘The Bolter’

I like this one as an opener because it introduces the main character of an album that finds Swift returning to songs about loves found, lost, and left behind. The line “there’s escape in escaping” had me considering one of those words as the album title, as it’s another theme I find threaded through these songs.

I enjoy the throwback musical vibes of ‘The Bolter,’ with its acoustic guitar reaching back to the Speak Now and Red days.

[Verse 1]
By all accounts, she almost drowned
When she was six in frigid water
And I can confirm she made
A curious child, ever reviled
By everyone except her own father
With a quite bewitching face
Splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless
Excellent fun ’til you get to know her
Then she runs like it’s a race
Behind her back, her best mates laughed
And they nicknamed her “The Bolter”

[Chorus]
Started with a kiss
“Oh, we must stop meeting like this”
But it always ends up with a town car speeding
Out the drive one evening
Ended with the slam of a door
Then he’ll call her a whore
Wish he wouldn’t be sore
But as she was leaving
It felt like breathing

[Post-Chorus]
All her fuckin’ lives
Flashed before her eyes
It feels like the time
She fell through the ice
Then came out alive

[Verse 2]
He was a cad, wanted her bad
Just like any good trophy hunter
And she liked the way it tastes
Taming a bear, making him care
Watching him jump then pulling him under
And at first blush, this is fate
When it’s all roses, portrait poses
Central Park Lake in tiny rowboats
What a charming Saturday
That’s when she sees the littlest leaks
Down in the floorboards
And she just knows she must bolt

[Chorus]
Started with a kiss
“Oh, we must stop meeting like this”
But it always ends up with a town car speeding
Out the drive one evening
Ended with the slam of a door
Then he’ll call her a whore
Wish he wouldn’t be sore
But as she was leaving
It felt like breathing

[Post-Chorus]
All her fuckin’ lives
Flashed before her eyes (Ah-ah-ah)
It feels like the time
She fell through the ice
Then came out alive

[Bridge]
She’s been many places with
Men of many faces
First, they’re off to the races
And she’s laughing, drawin’ aces
But none of it is changin’
That the chariot is waitin’
Hearts are hers for the breakin’
There’s escape in escaping

[Chorus]
Started with a kiss
“Oh, we must stop meeting like this”
But it always ends up with a town car speeding
Out the drive one evenin’
Ended with the slam of a door
But she’s got the best stories
You can be sure
That as she was leaving
It felt like freedom

[Post-Chorus]
All her fuckin’ lives
Flashed before her eyes (And she realized)
It feels like the time
She fell through the ice
Then came out alive

6 thoughts on “Song of the Day #5,784: ‘The Bolter’ – Taylor Swift

  1. Dana Gallup says:

    I join with you and many others in feeling that this album could use some serious trimming. There are not only too many songs, but there is a sameness that renders a lot of the tracks, particularly on the initially released album, to be virtually indistinguishable from each other. Generally, at least on first listen, I found the songs on the extended release to be more unique and simply better. That is likely mostly due to a change up of the producer.

    Anyway, I look forward to seeing which songs will make the cut on Dead Poets – Clay’s version a/k/a Asylum.

  2. willedare says:

    Thank you for curating your own version of this creative enterprise. I was feeling a bit overwhelmed by so many tracks but now can look forward to listening to your choices.

  3. Amy says:

    Love this approach! You’ll only highlight the songs you most appreciate and give us all a chance to offer up any we thought should have earned a spot on Asylum. Clever boy. 😉

  4. Peg says:

    I am happy for all of you who are happy and will be eager to learn a bit more about her music 😊

  5. Maddie says:

    I totally appreciate this way of deep diving into TPD – I’m looking forward to seeing what makes the Clay’s version cut. “The Bolter” is such a strong start, so I have a feeling I will mostly be aligned with a lot of your picks.

    Perhaps unsurprisingly, I find this album grows stronger and stronger with repeated listening (though that isn’t a small ask). Her clever writing weaves themes and musical motifs throughout in such a masterful way. I also very much came around on Antonoff’s first half production as I realized the way she aimed to mimic early 1975 albums in some of the songs that are more involved with that relationship.

    In any case, I’m full of thoughts and eager to read yours. “The Bolter” was my favorite of the songs she threaded in as bonuses on each vinyl record, but that spot has been taken by “The Black Dog” which packs such an emotional punch.

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