I haven’t heard a note of this song yet and I already hate it.
At #10, with his second song in the Billboard top ten, is Jason Derulo, a man who clearly made a pact with the devil. How else can you explain his tuneless, sexist garbage dominating the charts? It can’t be that people actually like this stuff, can it?
OK, I’ve listened to the song now and it’s even worse than I feared. Jason Derulo is what’s wrong with America today.
As far as odes to the female backside go, give me Spinal Tap’s ‘Big Bottom’ any day.
Hey yo Jason
Say somethin’ to her
Holla at her
I got one question
How do you fit all that in them jeans?
You know what to do with that big fat butt
[Hook]
Wiggle wiggle wiggle
Wiggle wiggle wiggle
Wiggle wiggle wiggle
Just a little bit
[Verse 1: Jason Derülo]
Patty cake patty cake with no hands
Got me in this club, making wedding plans
If I take pictures while you do your dance
I could make you famous on Instagram
[Pre-Hook]
Hot damn it, your booty like two planets
Go ahead, and go ham sandwich
Woah I can’t stand it
Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Jason Derülo]
Cadillac Cadillac, pop that trunk
Let’s take a shot, Alley oop that dunk
Tired of working that nine to five
Oh, baby let me come and change your life
[Pre-Hook & Hook]
(Wiggle wiggle wiggle)
(Shake it shake it girl)
(Little bit, little bit, little bit)
[Verse 3: Snoop Dogg]
Shake what your mamma gave you, misbehave you
I just wanna strip you, dip you, flip you, bubble bathe you
What they do
Taste my raindrops, k boo?
Now what you’re willing, what you wanting, what you may do
Completely separated til I deeply penetrate it
Then I take it out and wipe it off
Eat it, ate it , love it, hate it
Overstated, underrated, everywhere I being King
You wiggle wiggle for the D-O-double G again
[Bridge]
Come on baby, turn around
You’re a star, girl, take a bow
It’s just one thing that’s killing me
How do you fit that in them jeans?
[Hook]
[Snoop Dogg]
Now make it clap (wiggle wiggle wiggle) (x4)
Damn baby, you got a bright future behind you
Meet Me In Montauk 
Your vitriol for Durelo is hysterical, though not misplaced.
I am also amused by the fact that, but for me goading you into listening to top 40 hits so as not to miss songs on your year end list, you likely never would have had the passionate displeasure of hearing this, let alone featuring it on your blog.:)
Actually, though, this gives me a new idea. Now you can start working on your worst songs of the year list.:)
You’re welcome.
and this one would top the list
I’m only pleased that a song such as this exists so I can have the kind of conversations with my son that listening to a few bars of such awfulness on the radio gives us a chance to have. Horrific. On this blog, there’s not a need to say much more than that.