Song of the Day #935: ‘Gary Come Home’ – Stew

One last Stew offering before I put this extended theme week to bed.

Stew’s a funny guy. In his website bio, he once referred to himself as a “critically-acclaimed (ie., broke) singer-songwriter.” He has since replaced that with a laundry list of his accomplishments culminating in this sentence:

“But what Stew will ultimately be remembered for is having composed ‘Gary Come Home’ for SpongeBob SquarePants.”

And indeed, today’s SOTD is no doubt the Stew composition that has been heard and loved by more people than any other. It played during the poignant episode in which SpongeBob’s snail, Gary, runs away after feeling neglected. SpongeBob searches for him to the sounds of Stew’s plaintive ode to the love between sponge and snail.

Not a bad way to be remembered.

Gary now I know I was wrong
I missed up
And now you’re gone

Gary I’m sorry I neglected you
Oh I never expected you to run away and leave me
Feeling this empty
Your “meow” right now would sound like music to me
Please come home ’cause I miss you Gary

Gary come home (Gary come home)
Gary come home (Gary come home)

Gary can’t you see I was blind?
I’ll do anything to change your mind
More than a pet you’re my best friend
Too cool to forget

Come back because we are family and
Forgive me for making you want to roam
And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome

Somewhere I hope you’re reading
My latest three word poem
Gary come home (Gary come home)
Gary come home (Gary come home)
Gary come home (Gary come home)
Gary come home (Gary come home)
Oh
Gary come home
Gary come home
Gary won’t you come home?

One thought on “Song of the Day #935: ‘Gary Come Home’ – Stew

  1. Dana says:

    So he tried to go the Randy Newman route….but to really achieve the Newman level of notoriety, he needs to take a meeting with the folks at Disney Pixar. 🙂

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