Song of the Day #893: ‘Bed Intruder’ – Antoine Dodson & The Gregory Brothers

Best Songs of 2010 – Honorable Mentions

Over the next two weeks I’ll feature ten songs that didn’t make my list of the ten best songs of the year but were initially in the running. These songs will not be presented in any particular order.

If you’ve been anywhere near a computer over the past six months, you’ve no doubt heard of Antoine Dodson and seen his memorable appearance on a local news broadcast. Dodson packed more memorable catchphrases into that 45-second interview than you’ll find in most movies.

“He’s climbing in your windows, he’s snatching your people up.” “Hide your wife, hide your kids.” “Run tell that.” “You are so dumb… you are really dumb, for real.” The man is a natural entertainer.

It didn’t take long for the creative masterminds at Auto-Tune the News to recognize the inherent musicality of Dodson’s tirade and turn it into a Web sensation. These guys have spun catchy tunes out of speeches by John Boehner and Nancy Pelosi, but Dodson proved their finest subject yet.

‘Bed Intruder,’ the song they crafted from Dodson’s news appearance, has been viewed more than 45 million times on YouTube. It sold so many iTunes downloads that it actually cracked the Billboard Top 100. The Gregory Brothers (founders of Auto-Tune the News) split the proceeds with Dodson and his family, allowing them to move out of the projects where the unfortunate incident took place.

‘Bed Intruder’ is a perfect example of how the digital age has changed the world, specifically with regards to the Warholian insta-fame provided by viral videos and the democratization of the creative process that allows talented people with equipment you can buy at Wal-Mart for a few hundred bucks to produce a Billboard hit.

It’s also catchier than 90% of what I hear on the radio these days.

he’s climbin in your windows
he’s snatchin your people up
tryna rape em so y’all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
and hide your husband
cuz they’re rapin errbody out here
you don’t have to come and confess
we’re lookin for you
we gon find you
we gon find you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that
run and tell that, homeboy
home, home, homeboy

we got your t-shirt
you done left fingerprints and all
you are so dumb
you are really dumb–for real
the man got away leaving behind evidence
i was attacked by some idiot in the projects
so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so

chorus

3 thoughts on “Song of the Day #893: ‘Bed Intruder’ – Antoine Dodson & The Gregory Brothers

  1. Kerrie says:

    Somehow, despite all the hype and the fact that I saw the actual news interview, I never saw the Auto-Tune version. This is just hilarious – and awesome! Thanks for featuring it.

  2. Dana says:

    I agree with Kerrie..good stuff!

    • Bubblegumpopper says:

      This is Hilarious!! although i heard that the incident was fake, they said that the lady was raped to get on TV… that’s just wrong.
      So guess what Antonie Dodson YOU are so dumb, really dumb for real.

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