Song of the Day #6,282: ‘Manchild’ – Sabrina Carpenter

In my opinion, Sabrina Carpenter’s ‘Espresso’ was last year’s Song of the Summer regardless of what the charts said. Sure, it peaked at #3 on the Hot 100, but it felt like it was everywhere. And it’s exactly the sort of frothy crowd-pleaser that deserves the SotS title.

This year, Carpenter had another runner-up in ‘Manchild.’ This one did hit #1 (it even debuted there) but ended up at only #9 on the Songs of the Summer chart. Carpenter just can’t catch a break.

(Incidentally, #8 was Chappell Roan’s ‘Pink Pony Club,’ which I’ve already featured).

‘Manchild’ isn’t as good a song as ‘Espresso’ but it’s still a fun listen. That said, I’d give the nod to ‘Pink Pony Club’ over this one if Song of the Summer should go to a main pop girl.

[Verse 1]
You said your phone was broken, just forgot to charge it
Whole outfit you’re wearing, God, I hope it’s ironic
Did you just say you’re finished? Didn’t know we started
It’s all just so familiar, baby, what do you call it?

[Pre-Chorus]
Stupid
Or is it slow?
Maybe it’s useless?
But there’s a cuter word for it, I know

[Chorus]
Man-child
Why you always come a-running to me?
Fuck my life
Won’t you let an innocent woman be?
Never heard of self-care
Half your brain just ain’t there
Man-child
Why you always come a-running, taking all my loving from me?

[Verse 2]
Why so sexy if so dumb?
And how survive the Earth so long?
If I’m not there, it won’t get done
I choose to blame your mom

[Chorus]
Man-child
Why you always come a-running to me?
Fuck my life
Won’t you let an innocent woman be?
Never heard of self-care
Half your brain just ain’t there
Man-child
Why you always come a-running, taking all my loving from me?

[Bridge]
Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get
And I like my men all incompetent
And I swear they choose me, I’m not choosing them
Amen, hey, men
Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get (Play hard to get)
And I like my men all incompetent (Incompetent)
And I swear they choose me, I’m not choosing them (Not choosing them)
Amen (Amen), hey, men (Hey, men)

[Chorus]
Man-child
Why you always come a-running to me? (Always come a-running to me)
Fuck my life
Won’t you let an innocent woman be? (Amen)

[Outro]
Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get (Play hard to get)
And I like my men all incompetent (Incompetent)
And I swear they choose me, I’m not choosing them (Not choosing them)
Amen (Amen), hey, men (Hey, men)

One thought on “Song of the Day #6,282: ‘Manchild’ – Sabrina Carpenter

  1. Dana Gallup says:

    My vote for Song of the Summer would go to “Pink Pony Club” as well. It’s incredibly catchy and seemed to be everywhere.

    Meanwhile, the trend of throwing in a single F bomb into a commercial pop tune has become predictable and tiresome.

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