Song of the Day #6,060: ‘Dare To Be Stupid’ – “Weird Al” Yankovic

The final acting category in my personal list of 2024 Oscar nominees is Best Actress.

This was by far the hardest lineup of the bunch. I could have gone with a completely different list of five and been just as happy, and just as sad that I was leaving the other five out. That said, I like where this list ended up.

And the nominees are…

Amy Adams – Nightbitch
Adams racked up six Oscar nominations without winning, then went on a five-year streak of very bad movies. Nightbitch should have been the one to get her back to the ceremony. Adams leans into the frumpiness of her character, a frazzled mother whose frustration and depression takes her to some weird places (as in, she believes she’s turning into a dog). But it’s more than the “bravery” of her physical transformation that works — it’s the fierce honesty she brings to every moment of her journey.

Willa Fitzgerald – Strange Darling
Strange Darling keeps you guessing about the true nature of the twisted relationship at its core, and Fitzgerald’s performance is the key to making the puzzle pieces fit. She’s our tour guide through a non-linear suspense thriller, and the movie’s secrets are always hiding right behind her eyes. What she does with those eyes in the film’s gripping final minutes earned her a place on this list.

Mikey Madison – Anora
My one overlap with the Academy. Madison’s Ani is a practical but ambitious sex worker who gets swept up in a fairy tale romance only to see the dream disintegrate before her eyes. We spend the entirety of Anora with Madison, and watch her cycle through elation, anger, disillusionment, and despair. Like Strange Darling, the movie ends with its lead actress cycling through a dozen emotions at once in the front seat of a car.

Lea Seydoux – The Beast
I nominated Seydoux’s co-star, George MacKay, for supporting actor, and I’m certainly not leaving her out for leading the same film backwards and in heels. Seydoux’s role isn’t technically harder than MacKay’s (she doesn’t adopt multiple accents) but it’s emotionally deeper. Does anybody cry better than her? And this is yet another example of a movie that ends with its most gut-wrenching scene, one featuring some of Seydoux’s best work.

Naomi Scott – Smile 2
Even though Demi Moore didn’t make my personal list, I’m glad she was one of the rare Oscar nominees from a horror movie. This genre consistently features incredible acting — usually by women — and it almost never gets recognized. Among the actresses I left off this list are Nell Tiger Free (The First Omen), Juliette Gariépy (Red Rooms), and Lily Rose Depp (Nosferatu), none of whom were recognized by awards bodies for their acclaimed work. Naomi Scott was best of all, playing a traumatized pop star in this very effective sequel to 2022’s Smile. She breaks down so convincingly, and so often, that I can’t imagine this role didn’t scar her for life. She also does a great job portraying the life of an overwhelmed celebrity, and she handles the singing and dancing so well you walk out wanting to pick up a Skye Riley album.

And the winner is… Mikey Madison. Anora is one of the most special films of the year, and its success rests largely on Madison’s shoulders.

[Verse 1]
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
It’s time for us to join in the fight
It’s time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It’s time to let the bedbugs bite
You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can when Mr. Whipple’s not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

[Verse 2]
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you can chew
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickels
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I’ll show you how:
You can dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip

[Chorus]
Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It’s so easy to do (Dare to be stupid)
We’re all waiting for you
Let’s go!

[Verse 3]
It’s time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer?
There’s no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it’s time for crying in your beer
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
Then party ’til you’re broke and they drag you away
It’s okay, you can dare to be stupid
It’s like spitting on a fish
It’s like barking up a tree
It’s like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

[Chorus]
Dare to be stupid (Yes!)
Why don’t you dare to be stupid?
It’s so easy, so easy to do (Dare to be stupid)
We’re all waiting for you! (Dare to be stupid)

[Bridge]
Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends

[Verse 4]
You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It to Beaver
The future’s up to you
So what you gonna do?
Dare to be stupid, dare to be stupid

[Chorus]
What did I say? (Dare to be stupid)
Tell me, what did I say? (Dare to be stupid)
It’s alright (Dare to be stupid)
We can be stupid all night (Dare to be stupid)
Come on, join the crowd (Dare to be stupid)
Shout it out loud (Dare to be stupid)
I can’t hear you (Dare to be stupid)
Okay, I can hear you now (Dare to be stupid)
Let’s go, dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid!

4 thoughts on “Song of the Day #6,060: ‘Dare To Be Stupid’ – “Weird Al” Yankovic

  1. Dana Gallup says:

    I agree Amy Adams deserved a nomination. I’m also good with your pick for the winner.

  2. Pdg says:

    I haven’t seen an any of these movies you mentioned so I can’t condemn or praise them. So I will just go with Demi solely based on her speech at the Golden Globes 🤷‍♀️

  3. Amy says:

    Having not seen three of your selections, I can’t comment on them. I do agree that there is a bias against both horror and comedy when it comes to the awards circuit, so I’m fine with our personal Oscars (Amys/Clays) remedying that wrong.

    That said, my choices would be the following:

    • Cynthia Erivo for Wicked. The Academy got this one right. She gives a bravura performance – both acting and singing – while painted green and flying in a harness. Give the woman some love!
    • Amy Adams for Nightbitch. Loved this performance and this quirky movie which gets so much right about motherhood. It was a stellar year for movies about mothers, as The Wild Robot, Tuesday, My Old Ass, Babes, Babygirl, Thelma, and, one of my favorites, I’ll Be There, all featured complicated, messy portraits of motherhood.
    • Edie Falco in I’ll Be There just because I love her so damn much and she should be nominated for an award.
    • Mikey Madison/Pamela Anderson could share a nomination for how effectively they brought to life women who too often are overlooked by society. A cheat, I know, but it’s my award show. 🙂
    • June Squibb will grab my final spot for her funny and fierce turn as Thelma. And she even did her own stunts!

    You’re right that this was an amazing year for women’s roles as I could have just as easily included Lupita N’yongo for A Quiet Place, Julia Louis-Dreyfus for Tuesday, Nicole Kidman for Babygirl or Zendaya for Challengers.

  4. Maddie says:

    So many noms from films I still need to catch on here! All high on my list (especially Strange Darling).

    My ’24 lead ladies line up would be:

    Mikey Madison – Anora

    Daisy Edgar Jones – Twisters

    Kirsten Dunst – Civil War

    June Squibb – Thelma

    Cynthia Erivo – Wicked

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