The last song I’ll feature as part of this year-end ‘What the Kids are Listening To’ installment is the 28th most popular song of last year, ‘Just Wanna Rock’ by Lil Uzi Vert.
Before I get to the song, I have to marvel at the fact that I somehow didn’t blog about 13 of the top 28 songs on the year-end Hot 100. When I did this exercise a year ago, I made it all the way to #27 before I got to a song I hadn’t featured.
As for this song, it sounds more like an intro track to an album than a proper song. I checked and it’s actually track 15 on Lil Uzi Vert’s 26-song Pink Tape album, so there goes that theory.
Not the highest of notes on which to close out 2023, but I work with what I’m given.
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah
I just wanna rock
Body-ody, yeah (Shake it down)
[Chorus]
Damn
Damn
(MC, make another hit) Woah
This ain’t what you want (Project-Project X)
This ain’t what you want
This ain’t what you want
[Verse]
Ha, 1600 block, I just wanna rock (Shake it down)
I just wanna, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I just wanna rock, body-ody, yeah (Shake it down)
Shawty got that body-ody, ah, ah, ah (Shake it down)
Hit it once, no ties (Shake it-shake it)
How the fuck you gon’ kill my vibe? (Shake it down)
Stand on my money, don’t know my size (Shake it-shake it)
Pick them sides, and you better choose wisely (Shake it-shake it down-down)
That’s my high, one, two, three, four, throw up the five (Shake it-shake it)
That’s my high
[Chorus]
Damn
Damn (One, two, three, four, throw up the five)
(MC, make another hit) Woah
This ain’t what you want (Project-Project X)
This ain’t what you want
This ain’t what you want
[Outro]
Buh, buh, buh, buh (Down, down)
Buh, buh, buh, buh (Down, down)
Buh, buh, buh, buh (Down, down)
Buh, buh, buh, buh (Down, shake it down)
Buh, buh, buh, buh (Down, down)
Buh, buh, buh, buh (Down, down)
Buh, buh, buh, buh (Down, down)
Buh, buh, buh, damn (Down, shake it down)
(Shake it down-down)
(Shake it-shake it down-down)
(Shake it down-down)
(Shake it-shake it down-down)
(Shake it down-down)
(Shake it-shake it down-down)
(Shake it down-down)
(Shake it-shake it-shake it)
Meet Me In Montauk 
THIS “song” was a hit? Ugh! It’s crap!
My IQ level dropped considerably reading these lyrics 😜