At #22 is ‘Am I Wrong?‘ by Nico & Vinz, the song that — like a musical cockroach — refuses to die.
And I wish that I could say that something unexpected and amazing would round out my two-week Billboard exploration, but the 23rd spot belongs to the luckiest man in show biz, Jason Derulo. Never has so little talent resulted in so many hits.
‘Trumpets’ is simultaneously the most ridiculous and the best thing I’ve heard from Derulo. It has a sense of humor, at least, unlike most of his stuff. And he doesn’t even say his own name, which I thought was a prerequisite for any Jason Derulo song.
Every time that you get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song just looking at you oh, oh
Yet the drums they swing low
And the trumpets they go
And the trumpets they go
Yeah the trumpets they go
Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
They go
(Verse 1)
Is it weird that I hear
Violins whenever you’re gone
Is it weird that your ass
Remind me of a Kanye West song?
Kanye West song
Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you’re turning me on?
Turning me on
Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?
(Hook)
(Verse 2)
Is it weird that I hear
Angels every time that you moan?
Time that you moan
Is it weird that your eyes
Remind me of a Coldplay song?
Coldplay song
Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you’re turning me on?
Turning me on
(Hook)
I find it ironic that,bat least to my ears, it sounds like they are using synthesizers to sound like trumpets in a song talking about the sound of a trumpet.