Song of the Day #1,667: ‘Glam’ – Christina Aguilera

christina_aguilera_bionicSome cruel twist of fate has offered up a second track from Christina Aguilera’s cringe-worthy Bionic album less than two weeks after the first.

Perhaps this is the Random iTunes Fairy giving me the opportunity to reveal that I did not pay money for this album. I’m not sure how exactly it came into my possession, but let me assure you that Ms. Aguilera received no financial compensation from me.

Beyond that, I have no comment on today’s song other than that I am deeply sorry and hope it doesn’t happen again.

Let’s get glam
Glam (glam, glam…)
Let’s get glam
Glam (glam, glam…)

Walk, turn, pose, stop
Give ‘em what you got
Work those hips, side to side
Get that angle right
(Right)

Paint your face like a movie queen
A naughty dream or a fantasy
Anything goes, gotta be the scene
Create a look, out a fashion book

Let’s get glam, don’t let the clothes wear you
Let’s get glam, it’s all in how you move
Let’s get glam, don’t let the clothes wear you
Let’s get glam, it’s all an attitude

Now snap, now snap
Here we go

Blush on, lashes long
Mascara strong, strong, strong
Lips, eyes, cheeks, face
Give it style grace

Better be ready for your photo op
Step in the light for your perfect close up
Be superficial, it’s your one shot
Unleash the diva deep inside

Let’s get glam, don’t let the clothes wear you
Let’s get glam, it’s all in how you move
Let’s get glam, don’t let the clothes wear you
Let’s get glam, it’s all an attitude

Now snap, now snap
Here we go

Runway on fire, fashion gods inspire
Lose control, inhibitions run wild
Get on the floor in your best couture
Come on and take me higher

Live it, love it, breathe it, work it, glam
Live it, love it, breathe it, work it, glam
Live it, love it, breathe it, work it, glam
Live it, love it, breathe it, work it, glam

Now snap, now clap
Now dance, now stop
Let’s get glam

Let’s get glam, don’t let the clothes wear you
Let’s get glam, it’s all in how you move
Let’s get glam, don’t let the clothes wear you
Let’s get glam, it’s all an attitude

Let’s get glam, don’t let the clothes wear you
Let’s get glam, it’s all in how you move
Let’s get glam, don’t let the clothes wear you
Let’s get glam, it’s all an attitude

Glam!
Let’s get glam, it’s all in how you move
Let’s get… glam!
Let’s get glam, it’s all an attitude

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2 thoughts on “Song of the Day #1,667: ‘Glam’ – Christina Aguilera

  1. Dana says:

    Okay, whether you paid for this or not, on behalf of your loyal blog followers, I must insist that you delete this album from your iTunes library so that the random iTunes fairy can never again select anything from this album.

    Thank you for your prompt attention to this request.

  2. Andrea Katz says:

    Oh yeah, delete!

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