Celebrity Girlfriends – #9 Katherine Heigl


Katherine Heigl is not really my type — as you’ll see, there are only three blondes on my list and the other two aren’t as “bombshell” beautiful as she is. She’s also pretty new to me… I remember seeing her in some cheesy Gerard Depardieu movie years ago (she must have been 13 at the time) and then she dropped off the radar completely until Grey’s Anatomy (which I don’t watch).

So her making this list is unlikely, and a testament to how big an impact she made in just one film last year. In Heigl’s wonderful performance in Knocked Up as a woman on the rise who finds herself pregnant with a stoner’s baby, she was funny and sweet and perfectly captured the emotional roller coaster of pregnancy and childbirth. I feel she was robbed of an Academy Award nomination by the anti-comedy bias of that organization.

But who needs an Oscar when you can have… the #9 spot on my Celebrity Girlfriends list. Katherine Heigl, take a bow!

Lars and the Real Girl

Date: April 23, 2008
Location: Clifton Living Room

“They’re not real, so they’ll last forever.”

That’s what Lars Lindstrom says about a bouquet of fake flowers given to his “girlfriend,” an anatomically correct doll, and it neatly sums up the sad psychology behind his delusion. Afraid of attachment following the death of his mother in childbirth (his own) and a painful childhood the details of which are only hinted at, Lars lives in a bubble of solitude that borders on autism. His brother and sister-in-law try to engage him without much success. Until one day he shows up at their door with Bianca, the lifelike mannequin he’s convinced is a real woman.

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Celebrity girlfriends – #10 Erica Hill

Starting today, I will post my top ten celebrity girlfriends, one at a time, over the next couple weeks.

Coming in at #10 is CNN anchor Erica Hill, a regular on Anderson Cooper’s AC360. Hill delivers the news updates and flirts with Cooper, a transparent ploy by CNN to trick people into thinking he’s straight. And they do have terrific chemistry. But I like to think Erica has terrific chemistry with me.

I generally despise CNN — from Lou Dobbs to Wolf Blitzer, the assbag quotient is annoyingly high — but Cooper is smart and funny and watchable. However, let’s be honest, the only reason I tune into his show is Erica Hill… to see her segue beautifully from a tragic story to a frivolous one, to watch her adorably subtle dance moves during the photo caption segments. When Katie Couric inevitably gets the boot from CBS, I say be bold and hand the reins over to TV news’ most delightful anchor, and my #10 Girlfriend… Erica Hill.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Date: April 19, 2008
Location: AMC Sunset Place

The latest film from Judd Apatow and gang (thought he neither wrote nor directed this one), Forgetting Sarah Marshall has the big laughs and the earnestness of earlier hits such as The 40-Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up and Superbad without ever reaching their heights in terms of overall quality.

Jason Segal, an Apatow staple from Freaks & Geeks on, is the most recent atypical leading man to carry one of these films. There’s a bit of a backlash out there about all these movies featuring slacker schlubs landing such great women but I say to hell with that — it’s nice to see men who are attractive primarily due to their sense of humor win the day for a change. And Segal does a fine job as a heartbroken dumpee who travels to Hawaii to forget the break-up only to run into his ex-girlfriend at the hotel. Kristen Bell doesn’t have much to do other than look cute as the ex, but she’s pretty good at looking cute.

It’s the supporting players who are most memorable, particulary Mila Kunis and Rusell Brand as the other love interests in the leads’ lives. Kunis, whom I know only from a couple seasons of That 70s Show, has grown into a stunningly beautiful actress with a confident, relaxed vibe and nice comic timing. Brand, whom I don’t know at all, steals the show as an alternately oblivious and perceptive British rock star. He delivers some of the movie’s biggest laugh lines. Apatow regulars Paul Rudd and Jonah Hill show up in glorified cameos, and 30 Rock‘s Jack McBrayer has a great turn as an uptight Christian on honeymoon.

A fun night out, but far from a classic… Forgetting Sarah Marshall is the Weird Science to Knocked Up‘s Breakast Club, if you buy into the premise that Judd Apatow is a Gen-X John Hughes.

The Mist

Date: April 18, 2008
Location: Clifton Living Room

Ladies and gentlemen, the feel-good movie of the year!

Now I’m not one to get bothered by dark, depressing movies… I’ve enjoyed and appreciated plenty of films with disturbing or “sad” endings. I subscribe to Roger Ebert’s maxim that good movies aren’t depressing (no matter their subject matter) so long as they’re good.

So maybe the problem is that The Mist isn’t a good movie — because, Jesus, is it ever depressing! I’m going to give a massive SPOILER ALERT here and discuss the ending in detail. Nobody who reads this blog has any interest in this movie, I’m guessing, and if you did, you will thank me for revealing the ending and saving you the grief. That said, if you do want to see it for yourself, stop reading now.

OK. So there’s this mist.
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