Starting today, I will post my top ten celebrity girlfriends, one at a time, over the next couple weeks.
Coming in at #10 is CNN anchor Erica Hill, a regular on Anderson Cooper’s AC360. Hill delivers the news updates and flirts with Cooper, a transparent ploy by CNN to trick people into thinking he’s straight. And they do have terrific chemistry. But I like to think Erica has terrific chemistry with me.
I generally despise CNN — from Lou Dobbs to Wolf Blitzer, the assbag quotient is annoyingly high — but Cooper is smart and funny and watchable. However, let’s be honest, the only reason I tune into his show is Erica Hill… to see her segue beautifully from a tragic story to a frivolous one, to watch her adorably subtle dance moves during the photo caption segments. When Katie Couric inevitably gets the boot from CBS, I say be bold and hand the reins over to TV news’ most delightful anchor, and my #10 Girlfriend… Erica Hill.
I can’t say I know who she is since I can’t stand CNN either. I find the “Situation Room” to be truly horrid and love when John Stewart makes fun of it. I’ll have to check out your #10 girlfriend though and look forward to the rest. I have to say you have 3 very beautiful girlfriends at home.
First, I aint gay. Second, that’s my bitch. Third, I aint gay.
Erica, I love you.
- Your 360